1. I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, I’ve said it a thousand fucking times.
    That I’m okay, that I’m fine, that it’s all just in my mind.
    But this has got the best of me and I can’t seem to sleep.

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  2. Season 7 of Weeds

    is on Netflix now. Weekend plans? Check.

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  3. tastefullyoffensive: [via]

    tastefullyoffensive:

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  4. Cleaning while listening to music

    lmaogtfo:

    Cleaning without listening to music:

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  5. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    jnichols36:

    alexa—rae:

    xbostons:

    h-e-avenly:

    withlovejordan:

    dezmcfly:

    peachsss:

    This guy has it right.

    God, bless this kid.

    This warms my heart. <3

    I cried a little ;_; what a sweetie

    aw

    I love this show

    I want to be more like this dude. 

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  6. True Food Prep Instructions

    octosquid:

    rinzler:

    ragingbagoftestosterone:

    ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

    TEARS

    SO MANY TEARS

    CANNOT HANDRE

    the Chinese one is the best.

    throw lid very hard into garbage can so it knows what it’s done

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  7. dianabaabe: HAHAHA

    dianabaabe:

    HAHAHA

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  8. I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.  He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”  And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’ no mom mom no NO

    I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

     He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

     And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

    no mom

    mom no

    NO

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